I just wish friends would stop me when I’m about to eat a whole pizza. Oh Michael Phelps, one day I will punch you in the face and we’ll fall in love.
Yes.
(via alexblagg)
WAIT WAIT. Wait. I can actually sort of comment on this. I worked on Sportscenter commercials with him last fall. And by worked, I mean slaved, and by “with him” I mean I was within ten feet of him for about 7 hours. We didn’t chat (we just madeout spread the fucken word please).
Anyway, he was nice to everyone. And painfully awkward. And painfully unfunny. And he ate a whole pizza at lunch by himself in the ESPN cafeteria. And everyone acted like this was normal.And he was wearing a chain around his neck. Ok he’s a douche.
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cuntrocket
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I just wish friends would stop me when I’m about to eat a whole pizza. Oh Michael Phelps, one day I will punch you in...
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likeasif
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AW PAINFULLY AWKWARD. ha i love these commercials. ha “its just a bronze”. ha im getting way too into this argument. ha...
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likeasif
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i love this response. a. i agree b. i love the phrase “b/c so many bitches wanna fuck”
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likeasif
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haha i admit this is funny even though j’adore mphelps. but in his defense, new fame seems somewhat enthralling… and...
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i’m not gonna lie. i like how he dresses. i don’t think he looks like a douche. and honestly someone else probably...
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Oh my God! I hope not!!!!
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laydownyourburdens
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From my sources at U of M… yeah. He’s a huge douche.
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madthoughts
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If liking the Pistons (see exhibit F in the link) makes you...d-bag, than sir, I’ll prodly...
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raptoravatar
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Also, Michael Phelps is not a rapist.
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man…i’m sorry, but when STYLE is your only example of someone being a douche your being a douche yourself. has he DONE...
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noahkai
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I got a few things to say here… One I do not mind him being a good swimmer, that’s good really but there is one thing...
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onemoretimewithfeeling
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I cannot comment on whether or not he is a douche. I will say, that while I admire what he has accomplished, he is a...
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bg5000
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You know, i think we’ve started to throw that word around so much that it’s starting to loose it’s meaning. This guy is...
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katietower
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Consensus seems to be yes…When in doubt ask Tumblr. It always has the answers.
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shiningstar
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I’m gonna go with a ‘definitely’ on this one. Further evidence, which I can’t find right now, indicates that Phelps has...
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lookmom
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WAIT WAIT. Wait. I can actually sort of comment on this. I worked on Sportscenter commercials with him last fall. And by...
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icanseenewyorkcityfrommyhouse
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Someone had to say it.
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mzchristine
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I really don’t want to be a hater and all, he is after all a super human mutant swimmer but the photos speak for...
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inothernews
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If he is, I’d need to see the proof of purchase from the box he and his bag came in. Can generally be found on the...
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megsnotplural
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“I always thought, it would be neat to make the Olympic team.” -Michael Phelps. db rating: 5.7
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jaclynday
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using the phrase “Douchedar Rating” now
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