I plan on going to Ohio next week and I just noticed that every single show in the history of man-kind that I would’ve loved to see is happening those six days I’m gone.

In case you think I’m exaggerating— here goes me to list them.

• Will Hines Workout  - Nov 11.
• Kim & Amey Spank - Nov. 12
• 3x3 Competition (Din, Roman Polanski, Outlook of the Poet, & Rare Candy)
• Shannon O’Neill Spank - Nov 13.
• Code Duello - Nov 13.
• Krompf & Thank You Robot - Nov. 13
• Chris Gethard Show - Nov. 14
• Adsit & Gausas - Nov. 16

+ countless of indie teams whose schedules I was not made aware of (also, I should just call it Stepfathers week). It will totally be worth it just to see my mom though. Right? Yes, of course.

This is why nobody takes a vacation in our little comedy sub-culture. Part of my brain knows this is ridiculous, but the other part is just so upset and loves to indulge. I figure this will be my short detox - an introduction to what my two-month Colombian adventure will be like in December.