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I’m getting to know a lot of the inventory of vacant/occupied apartments in NYC and while my days could be filled with just box after box of wooden floors and big windows — sometimes I manage to just have a little fun for myself. This is part of a living space for a studio on E. 49th St.
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hello my dear tumblr.
I know that I suck at writing posts, and i’m mostly a reblogger but i don’t want to be that anymore! So, here is something about me: I am 60% done with real estate classes. Isn’t that wild? Well, it isn’t so much wild as it is sitting in a classroom learning about zoning laws and what defines a family (apparently any 3 unrelated people living together is a family, my roommate disagreed but we’re family thats what families do).
The teachers at these Real Estate schools are cray cray. Things that I’ve learned are that stock market crashes around every 7-10 years or so and phrases like SURVIVE TILL 95. I know how many times my zoning teacher has been married/divorced, how her dating life is going and then she throws in a real life example of something related to single/double occupancy homes and you can’t complain. One guy tells us how he married his high school sweetheart and then now they just property manage 20 properties all throughout Long Isand. I like it how the only parts that I’ve managed to pay attention in this new venture are the romantic parts. UH OH. I mean, its a romantic comedy spec waiting to happen — broker/client romance, ya’ll.
So, I take my test next week and then I am going to be going out on these listings starting in May. Keep me in my mind if you’re looking for a new apartment. Don’t worry, you’ll be hearing more about this since apparently I have to use my network until I am finding a new house for the hologram of Tupác Shakur. Let’s keep it topical!
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Where we’re going we don’t need no straight men (Taken with instagram)
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I love this class so much all 15 are very talented improvisers and amazing people in their own right. I still miss Joshua Jabbor, who was the 16th member but he had to drop out because he’s out trying to save the world, in the most literal sense. I’m the sappiest person in the class too — I love my team, and I am also proud to be TRENCHES #1 Fan. We were in class for 20 weeks that because of scheduling has spanned over 10 months. That is a ridiculous amount of time to be emailing with people. Like, these 15 people have knocked out people from college who were on my Gchat list, and I gchatted so much back in the day of 2008.
Chaos Theory was one of my favorite projects of 2011 & I’m glad that it is out there now.
You really should come see this show.
I spent 12 weeks with these guys in an Advanced Study Harold Class in the summer of 2011. I fell in love with their work ethic and team work so I created a class just for them. We spent an additional 8 weeks together in an Advanced Performance Class. The sum of both these classes resulted in the show Chaos Theory.
There are two teams, and each week one team performs for 45-60 minutes. That is a long ass time! But so much can be discovered and explored, it is wonderful. What form do they do? Nobody knows, they truly make everything up on the spot, this is real in the moment shit people!
There are two shows left, and I think you should go to both of them. I have a really good feeling about them.
Tuesday January 31st & February 7th at 11pm.
“I always thought he was hot. My taste is impeccable.” — Natalie H. Short.